minorrockstar

today's discoveries:

pills for acid reduction
do ease the pain
of heartburn

i still get scared of haunted houses

if shopping at aldi
makes you feel poor
don't use
wal mart
as a chaser

avoiding the issue
will not
help your
finances

overeating will also do little to change the situation

but
eating 50 eggs will make
you a hero

trying extra
hard to get
attention
only makes it more
disappointing when you
fail

i don't like jenny lewis

i'm just like everybody
on saturday night
i want loud
alcohol-induced
fun

because that's nothing like
the rest
of the week
when i sit around
and wish that i were being
more productive
instead of
just blogging about
it