Quick Update:

I'm still capable of being more of an asshole than I had hoped as evidenced by my spooning watermelon juice onto a friend's jeans last night to win a futile argument. And then saying, "That's a victory for me."

I still hate the job that I have to start back to in the morning since it makes me feel like less of a man to be working for The Man. But then again, making money to support myself makes me feel like more of a man, so I guess the two cancel out. I'm still as much a man. I hope. What even is man?

I still can't cope with my sister since I managed to pass by her and make a silent joke without having to really talk to her the other night at the mall.

I still wonder if this album that the band is working on (mainly Rudy and I) will amount to anything at all. I really want to tour. I don't know if I'll be able to. The old plan was to be done by now so that we could start putting ourselves out there. I think I secretly hoped we'd get some attention before June so that somebody would book us a tour for the Summer. I should really stop keeping plans to myself.

Sorry, don't have any pictures of Jon in chaps yet.

Entheogens

This greatly amusing comic has inspired me to try for faith in a whole new way. All I need to do is contact a local dealer and purchase some entheogens to form my own personal link to God. Why let a church/mosque/temple help me out with this? I can get all messed up and do it myself! LSD Religious Pamphlet

Son of Man Music Video

I came up with the idea for this video. I filmed half of it, and I edited it completely. I don't care that it looks shitty, I love this video right now with a heart in my chest.



The idea was to slow down the audio while we recorded to half speed. Then we would lipsync/play along to that slow track and speed it up during editing. This all occurred. I just don't know if it really worked or not. The video effect I got from Boris Complete Continuum really helped though. Made the different lighting settings blend better since I added a flicker to the whole thing. Now it looks like it's supposed to be grainy. I'm pretty pleased with the audio mix too, I might add.

I Saw a Chipmunk Take What He Wanted

These little buggers take what they need. They don't play by rules. I need to get on this shit.

"Give it to me muthafucka"

"Yeah you, back the fuck up. Or die."

"I enjoy only the finest fucking wines and cheeses. Mmmm, mmm, bitch."

"I said fuck you, pay me my money!"

I Used to Be the Nice Kid

I hope I'm not as big an asshole as everyone around me says. I used to be the really nice kid. Shit.

I hope that in the end everything works out. I play the cynic, but I really live my life like life is gonna work out just fine. Please work out, life.

Please for the love of whatever just work out.